February 2012
freeze right now and take a picture with your...
nehruplace:
taollon:
fuckedupmachine:
haha welp
pepsi all the way
(ich you are such a handsome berry)
hur
guillam:
kp-yo:
faize:
do you ever sit and fantasize about what it would be like if you were a great artist and imagine all the cute art of your otp you would draw
and all the porn
dont forget the porn
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Your duck is slipping: The rest of the Academy... →
alexander-sexgard:
apriki:
Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A…
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
Mapcrunch: Trailer
"Hello?"
-fade in from black to an open road in the middle on nowhere, with no civilization in sight-
-a person stands in the road, looking lost-
"Is anybody there? Where am I?"
-scene change to an urban area with signs in a foreign language-
"Where AM I?"
-scene change to people standing around-
"Hello? Can you help me? I'm lost!"
-the people don't move, and appear to be frozen in place-
"What's going on..."
-the person's cell phone rings, they bring it to their ear slowly-
"He-hello?"
Mysterious voice on the other end: "Find the airport."
-snap to black-
MAPCRUNCH
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Watchstreetcornerspade:
My other video with Bill Moseley didn’t upload so I’m using this clip as an experiment because honestly, it’s pretty fucking funny.
Things I have learned about the Oscars solely by...
becausebrainyisthenewsexy:
Harry Potter didn’t win.
Nobody can find Benedict Cumberbatch.
I remember.
labyrinthinneon:
‘Cause the Claims medic gives no anaesthetic. Ninety-day delinquent, get your repo treatment from the masked horror on your street-corner.
Make your mama mourn you. I’m a night surgeon.
What if you could have genetic perfection? Would...
thebachelorfisch:
The 21st Century Cure - Repo! The Genetic Opera
Random but true Repo! Fact.
streetcornerspade:
After auditioning for Repo! singing “Night Surgeon” Bill Moseley was given the choice of playing either the character of Luigi Largo or Pavi Largo. He ended up choosing Luigi because he could sleep in instead of waking up early for makeup.
Am I the only one who wonders what would it have been like if Bill played Pavi and Ogre had played Luigi?
“Most times, it’s just a lot easier not to let the world know what’s wrong.”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via fleshscars)
“No one knowss exactly how the Nac Mac Feegle step from one world to another....”
– ~Quote is from A Hat Full of Sky by Terry Pratchett (via fabricatidiempvnc)